Money causes it. Remember how they said "money doesn't grow on trees!" Well, they were wrong. This is where money grows.

Imagine if you took care of the things that are good to you.

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Bro, even without investment, this is an amazing story. Just tell them that you bought one share just to have fun in the ride!

Yeah, we need video of OP's entire life to make sure OP never went back and gave a tip and didn't tip beforehand.

Actually we need video of everyone forever so that nobody tipped for OP! That's the only proof!

For females, height is not nearly considered as universally attractive as it is in men. When was the last time a man asked "boobs, ass, face, or height?" Like, never.

I'm not even sure height would rank in the top 5 desirable attribute of a woman from a man's perspective. I hear more men wanting short and petite women than tall ones.

/r/Pompoir checking in.

They are next level kegals

Well, I was going more for the angle of delaying the deal breaking prenup idea talk as long as possible. OP clearly has cash.

Why would he run up his credit card when he's literally telling her he wants her to start paying half?

Not fixing it with legos??

Or maybe I believe that tipping is, in fact, an optional tip for services.

Do you really need me to discover for you sufficient hard jobs that pay minimum wage that you dont tip, or are you too obtuse to realize your argument based on wages is a non sequitur?

Found a really opinionated one who thinks tips are mandatory.

Everyone has a back breaking job. Start tipping your mail person ya hypocrite.