"... your vehicle is safe to continue driving in the meantime."
Riiight. It hasn't been safe to drive from day one.
This looks more like trying to get around having to issue yet another recall for defective dumpster parts.
(holds arms out) -- "How big of a cuck am I? This big!!!"
His profile says he was in the US Army. I doubt he made it through basic.
"Appliques" aren't large razor-sharp metal pieces that can kill people when they fly off.
Must be a cool accident-wrap on it, there's no way an a-pox-on-lips truck could get damaged like that.
Like saying some dude's mangled corpse looks a lot less dead because he's wearing a tux.
LMAO, you're right.
https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/cybertruck/en_us/GUID-06CC33AC-2D99-4E39-8E8A-B4248FA1FD9C.html
Step 2: Open the tailgate.
More tesla engineering wizardry in action.
My cuckenfreude would be tempered by the knowledge his idiocy could burn down the neighborhood.
Like with train-wrecks, teslas are best viewed from a long distance away.
Eastern Europeans looking a bit chonky these days. If I wasn't told differently, I'd think this was taken in the US.
Happy to see we're exporting our Cuckenfreude though.
In the meantime, Lamar has burned thru all his vacation time and will be laid off shortly because he misses so much work. But he loves the truck!!
The covers look even dumber than the wheels they're covering, and they provide only like a 1% range improvement anyway.
Wow, such techs, very upgrade.
LOL, auto-wipers aren't even enabled? How difficult is it to provide a good windshield area and programming for that sensor to control wiper functionality?
FSD doesn't even exist as anything other than a marketing term used to grift naive cuckolds. Tesla will be stuck at Level 2 forever, especially given their reliance on camera-only programming. Say a prayer for the public-safety vehicles!
Yeah, that clown that was faking his cable actually being stuck. I'm sure we'll be seeing more vids of his POS actually bricking IRL.
Dude's too stupid to realize there's a manual release for the charger adapter. Not surprising, since he opted for a 2nd new POS that would obviously shit the bed on him.
I read elsewhere the service center had to drill a hole in his POS to pop the frunk manually, and of course it wasn't the battery causing the problem, something else in the "REVOLUTIONARY" electrical system is fried.
Congrats FOMO-herd and NAR! You did it, you managed to screw this market up twice in two decades!
Just remember boys and girls, asset prices (especially on financed assets) are wildly dependent on interest rates and access to borrowed funds.
We had our govt stimmiez and all-time-low interest rates that helped push asset prices to all-time highs, but ask yourselves what happens when the Fed raises rates to (checks notes) exactly where they were last time we had a massive bubble that popped.
BTW, the construction sector is now experiencing massive layoffs, the most since Lehman. Anyone care to figure out what that means for the economy?
I wouldn't be surprised if tesla, like with its insurance, ends up being the lender of last resort, seeing as how no bank wants to get saddled with these rapidly depreciating turds if the borrower stops paying and repossession becomes necessary.
I don't believe the story. There's no way a beta-truck owner could lift a tv box.
The cyber-billboard fad is going to fade quickly I think.
The "oh, this unusual thing will get me more business" is going to change to "I'm actually losing business".
CuckTruck is the vehicle equivalent of spinner rims.
"Tesla. We Needlessly Complicate EVERYTHING for No Good Reason."
This is what occurs when the Fed lowers rates to nothing and allows every clown out there to throw far too much borrowed money at assets. Prices naturally rise but only till the Fed has to raise rates, which eventually unwinds all the temporary expansion, employment, and asset-price gains.
Welcome to the Fed's modern-day Boom/Bust Cycle.
"It represents the power of dreaming ketamine."
Elon knob-gobbler obviously own as much TSLA stonk as he can.
Any time I see one of these in a static shot like this, I immediately assume it's bricked and waiting on the flatbed.
“Devon was not the kind of person who would do something stupid,” Cody told the New York Daily News.
Welcome to Disney, I love you.
idiocracy