Wasn’t someone stealing all the disc golf goals at devou last year? People suspected it was a nearby property owner trying to keep those darn disc flinging hippies out of his park.

I mean if he’s dumb enough that he doesn’t remember your order or bring you your food, it would be pretty hard to understand what a waiter does.

I cast the vote for you

Why did Griffin McElroy do this??

Love to Hate - Himalayas

I think it sounds beautiful in English too! How is it said in the language you used for the rings?

Great impotence you say?

Oh yea! I bet the artist was intentionally evoking that pillars of creations photo

Agreed that control was an awesome game and that the chaos you’re describing was on point, but I still that was “superficial destruction” - like, at no point are you going to rip enough concrete from the ground to open a new pathway from one section of the oldest house to another. The telekinesis just pulled an interactive item from the environment or spawned a chunk of rebar and concrete, but you weren’t actually terraforming anything.

Trade him to NKU for a few bags of Norse merch.

And good god, there is maybe nothing more boring than hearing someone talk about the legs of their parlay THAT DIDNT EVEN FUCKING HIT. I don’t care that you would have made 400 bucks if only Wemby had two more assists.

Ghost’s Bloody Mary. It’s a great song, but I shudder at the lyric “If you choose to run away with me, I’ll tickle you internally”.

She’s history’s greatest monster!

Well sure, why do any of us have kids?

She loves financial stability, but being suave is also hot as hell to her

Is it super tacky to ask what the market price is for these dishes before ordering? Always avoided these on the menu because I’m worried I’ll be accidentally ordering something stupid expensive. How does a cool guy ask that question while on a date with a girl he’s trying to impress (it’s his wife but still he needs her to think he’s cool)?

Careful! You’ll get Jammed!

Thib still has Drose’s first injury replaying in the back of his mind… bulls had the game locked, but rose was an assist (or maybe 2pts?) away from the trip, so he played on.

Im! Filling my! Coffee pot!

Is that what that was? I was kind of far back for the cincy and thought he just had like some cool highlighter thing going on by the way it kept glowing in the black lights.

Did a new sex dlc land recently, or have I just never reached a high enough level to encounter the a-spot before?

Piss AND urine you say?

Felt like they added some confusion on the energy. Like there were times where I wanted to stand, but the chairs add a social pressure to not block the people behind you.

This is just the right kind of absolutely stupid for me