The most genuine thing any politician has said or done in the past 30 years.

I'd want a massive 400m tall dildo to represent all politicians in our country, including those from before 94.

I kiss my cats on the lips. One of them kisses me back (licks my lips).

Is it gross? Don't know don't care. I like it.

She's showing how racist she is.

I'm saving all my spit for the day she passes away. Gonna be one very wet and slimy grave.

Use the virtual cards for any online purchase. No risk of fraud.

I'm 99.9% sure so I guess there is a chance they'd survive

Challenge accepted. First I need a volunteer....

Did you know that if you laid out a person's blood vessels end to end in a long line, they'd die?

All politicians want to be near the whores of power. Wait, politicians are the whores of power.

Having seen your other posts I'd honestly be too scared to find myself alone in a car with you.

Oh no. Meanwhile in other news.

Imbuia. The absolute loveliest smell for me.

Same rights. They just get to defend their rights to a higher degree but they're the same rights.