Well, we never saw Abe Lincoln's teeth. Carl's teeth are all I see.

I really like Jen! 🤷‍♀️ She makes me laugh and she has one of the families on these shows that I really like and enjoy watching. I also think she's able to move past things, which is so important to me.

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I hope she stays on the show, though from the comments recently I may be one of her only fans!!

When I get upset with my husband and he knows I'm right, he laughs a little bit. It's because he's uncomfortable (and I've learned it's how I know I'm right!). It really bothered me, though now I understand what it really means. So now it only bothers me a little! :)

But yeah, human reactions can be weird.

I'm curious to see her too! I thought she'd use the Ex-Wives Ultimate Girls Trip as a shot at redemption, but she was worse than ever. She was a little less scary on the Legacy version, but I found her so cringe (sorry, she kept alluding to bedroom activities and she is the least s3xy person on these shows).

She's definitely incredibly competitive. She could be amazing on Traitors. She can come off as so normal and develop relationships. I don't know if she'd be a good traitor, but she might be a good faithful? IDK. I just can't wait to see her and Dolores together and whether they get along. Dolores doesn't mind a little crazy as long as you're loyal. (See Siggy)

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Dorinda is probably the one housewife that legitimately scares me. Like, if I ever saw her, I'd cross the street.

What do you enjoy about Garcelle? I'm genuinely curious. When I think of her, I just see her sitting there, watching other people talking, and saying "OH".

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I read this first as you calling him a narc as in, an undercover drug cop or whatever. I was like, Sandoval? A narc???

I call them kids because that's just how they act. It's wild!!

I'm the same age as them, but our lives are so different. Mine is much more boring - just the vanilla life of being married with kids and a normal job. As exciting as their lives seem, I don't think I'd trade places. Though maybe fame is just that intoxicating. (See all the housewives who seemed somewhat normal until the dose of reality stardom).

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It'll be interesting what Carl is up to. He's the biggest wildcard in my mind

Are we at Carl 6.0 or something?

It used to be a show about some kids who put the FUN in dysfunction.

Now it's a show about being a professional reality star (including the accompanying opportunities to be a social media influencer, podcaster, bar owner, etc). Not on the surface, but right below the surface, that's what we're seeing. How do you stay relevant? How do you garner enough goodwill in the public that you make money? How do you deal with the commenters and any online hate? How do you find happiness when your life is playing out in public for the world to weigh in on?

Sometimes I miss the pure dysfunction.

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Who's overrated? This one. She's funny sometimes, but an awful, mean, snob.

Marge's giant orange sunglasses kill me. Look, I'm not a fashionista, and I don't know what shape glasses look good with what face shape. But even I can tell - those glasses make her stretched-thin face look like a terrible bug.

I saw videos of Marge from old seasons and she looked so much better before. Sonja said it best - you have to choose between your face and your ass. Gaining 15 pounds would do wonders for Marge. Especially if someone can fix those teeth.

She's one of those housewives that, if she left the show, I'd pretty quickly forget she'd ever existed.

I may be wrong on that. I just remember her bringing it up over and over on the show. And I thought she had been in contact with his ex.

Good point. Whom has she not gone after hard?

Teresa - after several seasons of kissing her butt, she brought out the whole Luis thing

Jackie - I firmly believe Marge started the Evan rumors. She does so much producing

Jen Aydin - brought up Bill's affair (and generally despises Jen to an extreme level I've never understood)

Siggy - called her Soggy, made fun of her and excluded her in order to befriend Teresa

Danielle - so much drama, pushing the husband in the pool

I think only Dolores and Melissa haven't been on the receiving end this far? (I might be forgetting something)

These shows work best when:

-Cast members have a good time.

-The cast doesn't take themselves too seriously. They need to be able to get over things and move forward.

-Ideally, there are real, authentic relationships.

-If people are hanging out just for filming, they make moves just to maintain their jobs. So you get strange fights and long alliances that get boring and are proxy fights.

-If there are teams or alliances, I personally like to see them shift. I like that Jackie is trying out Team Tre, for instance.