Damn, that's a lot. My Brooklyn studio is 200 a month for 8 reformer classes.

That was so sweet of Joel to get her an American Girl doll. Meanwhile it’s pretty obvious (judging from the new Greenpoint tote bag and store post) that Rachel literally went to a store on the way to Noelle’s to buy something on her way to the party. Great “rich auntie” material!

“You’ve got edge she never did”

Yeah same! I am more mindful of my eating habits than before but I have hesitated getting into tracking food bc it’s pretty triggering. But tbh LEO strikes me as a “counting my macros” dude and I’d bet money he got her into it.

Thank you! I have been wondering about this bc it doesn’t add up to ME, but people kept bringing up she’s been lifting for months. Well so have I lol. I have more or less her body composition but not her results lol. She’s definitely doing more than she lets on bc it’s probably not good for her brand to promote old fashioned dieting. Especially after all that self love crap she went on about just a year prior. And obviously she doesn’t have to tell her followers everything but it’s just interesting watching public figures try to skew reality for a version that suits them so they can keep making money off of us lol. I wouldn’t last a day in that asylum!

This part 💀💀

This was a reason I cancelled citibike. This and people hogging the last electric bike waiting for their friend to get it. People are just so entitled and rude about this.

Strong is sexy but everyone please pick me up and spin me I’m so smol<3

I wish I could unsee that dirty ass headband that’s meant to help keep her face CLEAN just caked on with old foundation lol

Runs small wearing size small ♥️ everybody take a shot!

That was wild. It looked so crammed too.

Loved everyone’s breakdown so I’m following suit!

31 pairs including:

(1) flip flops (4) flat sandals (3) heeled sandal (1) high heeled sandal (1) doc marten boot (1) slide sandal (2) cowboy boots (1) knee high boot (2) boots (3) closed toe heels (1) espadrille (2) rain boots (2) Mary Janes (2) sneakers (3) loafers (1) clog (1) gym shoes

BUT I’ve got like, 5 pairs on my wishlist 😖

Ooh love this breakdown!

Now that you mention it I have no idea what to do with shoes that are not in suitable condition to donate. My farmers market collects old clothing for textile recycling but… what’s the shoe equivalent?!

I’ve got 30 but my railroad apartment has zero storage, so some are stored under my bed. Some by my clothing rack and some by my front door. I want a few more pairs but I feel like I’m at/near my limit. already running out of ways to store them. 😟 my boyfriends gonna kill me 😅

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LOL. spot on.

It dawned on me she is probably absolutely dead set on having her wedding go viral or “top” Noelle’s wedding. She kept sharing that fucking engagement story to go viral, she used the same fucking clips for dream loft to try and go viral, thirsting all over Reese Witherspoon and Taylor… she’s probably trying to balance finding the most amazing venue that will top Noelle’s and Arielle’s weddings while also trying to get it on other people’s / companies’ dime.

Sweat or not it’s still so obnoxious to wear a full face of makeup for Crunch Greenpoint of all places. (This isn’t doxxing since they use branded equipment and the backgrounds of their pics are evident) They’re getting a rep at the gym for being the Barbie and Ken which they think is cute but the trainers are just talking shit behind their back lol. They look ridiculous.

This ! That’s all this is. She wants this sponsored. She wants bridal era content for as long as possible.

Yall would scream if you knew how close she lived to a nail salon too lol

Get ready with me… to go to the GYM?! In all of that?! Jesus Christ. Her poor skin.

I thought Drops of Jupiter was a quirky song about rekindling something with an old flame but come to find out it was about him having a dream his dead mom came back to visit him from outer space. </3

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