Hmmm…. Fair and balanced…
Still… you gotta live in Texas, so… pass!
They’ll believe it…
Don’t threaten me with a good time!
I believe the technical term for that is “cockgobbling…”
undesirable minorities = christofascist nazis
Oh man! Oh man! Oh man! Oh man!
Reflection by Tool (on the Lateralus album)
Amazing song!
Is she that thin now, or is this death by photoshop?
She’s the one who’s soon to get disbarred because she conned a former Trump golf club worker who was sexually harassed by her supervisor into signing illegal NDA
“The Holy Grail is in the Castle Aaaaaarrrrgh!”
This will always be my favorite. Troy McClure quote -
MP: “Troy, Mac Parker. Have you ever heard of ‘Planet of the Apes?’”
TR: “Ehhhh, the movie? Or the planet?”
You may also remember him from “P is for ‘Psycho,’ and “The President’s Neck is Missing!”
Alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems!
“Your IQ is in the top XX%” is very poorly worded -
it implies (in this case) that you’re smarter than 93% of the population, when the EXACT OPPOSITE is true!!!
If I could afford it, I’d put this on a full-page newspaper ad!
Whaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Whaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Whaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Whaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Whaaaaaaaaaaaa!
No, I’m pretty sure it’s a type of sofa…
intersectional
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