I like that you took the time to find alternate posters. Good work 🫡

Are these someone’s personal birds? I have a blue and gold myself. If not, where do I need to move that they just hang out on your ledge like pigeons?

That’s why they call it a pencil skirt

It would be weirder if your list looked like all the dudes. I was starting to think Reddit in general was just a sausage fest.

Once you hit 35+, everyone under 25-30 ish is a kid too, don’t take it personally.

Female, possibly non-white, mid 30’s ish?

2nd female list I’ve seen 👏🏽

I saw a video or fun fact that I was doing it wrong, tried it and never looked back. It’s so much easier to peel from the bottom.

Sitting in a bank is the worst thing for it (unless your bank has a High Interest Savings Account). The lesson you should learn, and some of us later than others, is never let your money sit idle. Even if it’s in CDs or a Roth IRA, put it somewhere that it will grow. It’s sitting stagnant in a plain old savings account.