Damn, they used to serve us Greek pizza in elementary school all the time and I kinda miss it

Ahhh so this is where my mountain stores it's moguls in the summer

Now that's some high quality H2O

Pussy is short for pusillanimous you fucking nincompoop

If this was a sticker I'd definitely toss it on the back of my boogie van

That frame construction looks almost identical to a Van Dessel CX frame I have from around that same year.

All the parts you need to make this work can be found on Corima's web site https://www.corima.com/accessories-spare-parts.html

Looks like you just need an axle assembly, skewer, and freehub body. Just be sure to measure everything with a set of calipers to make sure you get the right parts.

Heh heh, turbo goes wooooosh-t-t-t

I saw a girl at the red rocks show in a bat costume, complete with rainbow. So I'm going with the bat from Help!

1.) Smoke

2.) Get a ball removed because cancer

3.) ???

4.) Profit

Genius marketing, honestly

I would ride the piss out of this. I'd even slap some bags on it and do some sporty touring.

I usually pack a tupperware or a small mess kit in my line gear with fork/spoon/knife. Maybe a toothbrush if you're into that kind of thing. Some folks like to bring a small backpack with their laptop/notebooks/tablet on the engine. Kinda nice for watching movies when you're baby sitting a contained fire or traveling far. Ask some of your other crewmembers what they like to have with them on a fire.

I usually fasten my brake lever with a strap whenever I get off the bike. It helps me to remember to double check that I've got everything before peeling off, kinda like tying a string to your finger to remember something. It's great to have a parking brake too!

Bruce

Throw some Pivots on there and start hot doggin

Penetrating Eye is one of the heaviest openers ever. I wish they'd play it live.

About tree fiddy

I can't wait to check out this new Wes Anderson film

Replace the car with like 8 bikes and this is my exact living situation lol

You're the kind of person I like having in my camp haha. That's an awesome set up, sweet bags too.

Big gulps, huh?

Whelp, see ya!

Engine Crew? Here's my training program:

1. Park in the far end of the grocery store parking lot.

2. Go inside and purchase 2 cases of La Croix.

3. Carry the La Croix over your shoulders back to your car.

4. Repeat 3-4 times per week.

For extra credit you can keep a cooler in your car so you can practice opening the lid and get real efficient at loading it.

I believe soma makes a steel 1" threadless fork

The late 80's and 90's saw a lot of very radical bicycle designs. A lot of these designs were so much faster than others that the UCI began to see it as more of a competition between bike manufacturers rather than individual racers. As a result they banned all monocoque carbon frames and limited designs to traditional double diamond style frames.