Sometimes chicken tendies are the best therapy

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If you keep things on the up you'll never be constantly worrying about a knock on your door by the tax authority wondering what you've been up to. Just a thought...

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"I just have to be right once a year!" - OP

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"18%...I can do that...buy some FTX token instead of Bitcoin" - Sam Bankman-Fried

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"I'd like to change Bitcoin to be more like a CBDC" - OP

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Pick up the donkey one for Peter Schiff

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"It says here on my triangle chart ascending teacup pattern that I should sell for a 2% profit now and rebuy when Bitcoin stabilizes at $10,000" - Technical Analysis experts

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"We should try that" - USA

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I find my feet videos perform much better on OF so I mostly post there now. YT better start rewarding their sexiest content makers or they'll all just leave

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We cannot say for certain how many coins are lost. Even some that are "lost forever" (like the one buried in Wales garbage pile) can suddenly move one day if someone locates their keys. We see articles all the time about Bitcoins moving after being dormant for 10+ years. The only truth we have is Bitcoin's maximum supply and today's price

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Trade the winner to diversify into the loser? Easy there Buffett

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"My 2nd trip will be solo-traveling in Iraq" - OP

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If you don't need the money, I'd ask: trade your Bitcoin for what?

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Bitcoin supply is running low on exchanges, current buying is about 10x the daily issuance. If you're curious on how the USD price rises just wait until all of the supply is exhausted. It'll be the first time in history that a provably scarce asset has real time price discovery and it's going to get wild. If buying simply stays the same this event will happen in about 9 months

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"At least I look rich while I'm driving" - OP

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"Listening to me is a really good way to turn $1M into nothing" - Dave Ramsay

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"I'll make sure we're making the dumbest moves" - Elizabeth Warren

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TLDR: They bought the dip

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"Nobody even knows who BlackRock is" - Peter Schiff

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Catoshi created a way, gave it away, and went away. Meow

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Imagine how many chicken tendies that could have purchased

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