Lucky to live on that street! Would love to see your apartment!

Someone needs help with their Aim.

I would eat this twice... Slowly!

These would sell in NYC!

When you sing you can feel your "Chest Voice" vibrating in your chest and your "Head Voice" vibrating your head.

Throw I'm M&Ms as soon as you take it out of the microwave.

Please stop posting my nude pics, they were supposed to be private, just between us!

No, he was a stepchild who had a house dropped on him in " The Wizard of Nope"

Oh, I thought you said he s*it! I thought it was your lucky day!

I would submit this to Sponge Bob. He's adorbes. Wait, where's his stripes! This is a great white pretending.

Dye your locks and wear a Silk Scarf to bed every night. Also moisturizing with Shea butter helps!

Vibrators took over years ago! Women are forever free of their exes toxic masculinity!

No no, it's Two Girls One Cup.

It's all good, I'm gay too. , you can totally entertain... Happy Pride! Just don't kill me.