I like being alone. I haven't met anyone who would make me happier being with them than on my own (for long periods at least). I don't want to be responsible for anyone nor accountable to anyone but myself. I'm not interested in kids.

There's Foundation Lina Ben Mhenni that collects books for prison libraries.

If you're around Tunis the library Al Kitab has a street library where people can freely take or exchange books.

I tried donating to the local school or library but they didn't seem interested.

Haha this is adorable. I think an owl totally suits Aziraphale as an animal aspect if he was a demon

Take him to the vet it might be dangerous

One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them. One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

That's the worst approach. Most stray dogs will ignore you if you ignore them. Just act natural and don't look at them. Act like they don't exist. The ones in your neighborhood might even escort you and guard your home if they get to know you. You can also feed one of the big dogs and befriend them, and they will make sure no other dogs come near you. I've also known a dog who guarded a particular part of the street and stuck to people who passed there until they got away. Also ignore that kind of dogs and just show them that you're just passing and don't intend to stay in their guarded space.

There was a very friendly female dog in the neighborhood where I worked and she randomly decided I was her friend. I started feeding her salami. A few months later she and her 3 daughters (who got bigger than her) were escorting me when I got out of work. I did need a rabies shot once because one of the daughters was an idiot and accidentally scratched me (very lightly) when she was trying to play. She liked to put her paws on me and stand on her hind legs.

I'm an atheist and I would never eat pork. N3ifou.

/Insert the handshake meme

Omg all the shit I heard from taxi drivers and had to just "eyh" in reply

Not really. My mom had enough after 30 years of washing dawara. My father (Allah yerhmou) didn't seem to miss it either.

All my siblings got married and moved to celebrate aid in their own homes and my parents decided it wasn't worth it to buy 3allouch and go through the khoudha just for the two of them.

When we used to buy 3alouch I used to hide in my room until the slaughter ended and all traces disappeared and then spend the rest of the day avoiding the smell of blood and raw meat.