If I buy a second hand bike and it doesn’t have a first service stamp at the dealers, I’m not touching it. First service is important. Maybe just an oil change, but I want someone with experience on those motors checking it out.

Sounds like me with motorbikes. Only get to ride once a month. But if it wasn’t there it’ll be like an itch I could never scratch.

Manufacturers test these things to death to work out the best possible air flow for performance and keep to regulations in whatever country they are sold. Nothing is space filler.

He doesn’t know which way round the tread should be, please don’t suggest he leans it.

Might get lucky with a flat head. Had to dremel a little slice in screws before.

The Spanish and the Portuguese did far more than the British ever did. Don’t see South Americans asking them for apologies as much.

Should be illegal, probably aren’t. So many 3/4D plates are legal, but look at them anything other than straight on and can’t read them.

What if I threw mine because I have a better one that’s 3 times as long so I can find those hard to reach reset buttons in routers?

If he has staff under him, their livelihoods are in his hands. The hands of a child with a wild imagination. Terrifying.

You need to have the spark plug touching something metal on the engine. Needs connection to spark. Don’t touch anywhere near it when you turn it over though. Unless you like pain.

They both do the same thing. Sexualise children.

I’m getting bassani firepower slash cut fitted this weekend. Look about the most stock I could get. I’m going for a ‘as stock as possible’ look

I work in I.T and constantly have to get software people have asked for. When they get it I’m asked how do they use it. I don’t know, play around with it. Every fuckin time.

Yeah words like rootin tootin nincompoop don’t quite cut it.

On release I didn’t like 9. Liked 7 and loved 8. Now I’m nearly 40 I went back to 9 and I’m really enjoying it. Also curious about development and the theories behind making each one different.

Used to love these. Then I found a toupee in one. Response was ‘sorry, have a free pie’.

What country is this? That’s like, serious repercussions if pulled over and it’s like that in the u.k

Could pass 2-300 125cc’s before seeing a single bigger bike in London. I learnt on a 500. Very different now.

You look like you have to order at the counter in McDonald’s because you can’t work the self service kiosk.

Anyone under 60 doesn’t have a clue what an inch is. Our current curriculum is a mixture of metric and imperial and we leave school without a complete understanding of either.