I was hit with 6 IED attacks over 3 years.... I feel that pain. How long did it take to drive normal again? Took me like a year and a half, even now a decade later I still dodge plastic bags on the road

Ooooooook, is this week different from the previous 15 years I've lived here???

Cops spread a lot of this misinformation. In new york a cop beat a dude almost to death and said it was because he was poisoned by it, when the guy didn't even have it on him. I also had to do a burn test once where you light weed so you can recognize the smell and one random dude in the back of the class was convinced he was "high" from a control burn that lasted 20 seconds and he was at least 4 meters away. Cops are little bitches.

I'm thinned boned

Became a whole foods

My ex wife cheated and I told everyone. Guess I petty and people are telling you to "save face". I did basically exactly what you did and less than a year later not one single person cared about my role in the whole situation. You outted a bad person and showed everyone they were bad, honestly you did this people a service by making sure they know that person is shitty, the people calling you an AH are idiots you could scam with an mlm and they'd still act like "it wasn't my fault"

Oh I didnt realize they both fought.....honestly I can't tell them apart, that's my bad.

All I'm reading is he fights old people who are basically retired. Or celebrities that are doing it for a charity. If the dude had real fight mentality he'd be doing legit fights not twilight year fight with people who are just doing exhibitions. He also gets pretty beat up most of the time in those fights so I'd say at best he's a sideshow performer, not a legit fighter.

Using honorifics. Yes sir, no sir, yes ma'am, no ma'am. I get putted pretty quick because of that. The funny thing is I did it even before I joined the military cuz my step-mom had a weird superiority complex

Its the circle with the old lady on it "abuelita". Just cut a chunk off and melt it in some warm milk/cream. It takes a while for it to melt and not be grainy but is sooooo worth the time and effort. I add cayenne powder to mine, or chili powder. I promise you won't regret it.

The best way to get it to dissolve is on low heat, I add the marshmallows to it as it's melting and the gelatin in the marshmallow acts as a stabilizer for the finished product. It's so much smoother, abuelita can be grainy if you don't stabilize it. Give it a try next time you're in the mood

Hell, it the best hot coco ever. Add a little chili power or some cayenne pepper chef kiss

I took an article 15 for refusing to back up "alternative" timelines after my unit killed 3 civilians. It sucks but hold fast, never give an inch. I'd do it a thousand more times because I will not be on the wrong side of history and I for sure as fuck won't back off because I was ordered to. Courage of conscience.

The company fridge, which I clean is also not a storage unit for food. It's a convenience you are provided, it also comes with rules, if you don't follow them I'm not obligated to your privacy. I'm a pirate, I drink water for what it is, I eat food cuz it exsists. Follow the rules or walk the plank either way is fine by me.

Every time they get near you tell them they smell like sweat. I had a dude in the military do this shit and I found out if I just acted like they smelled like B.O. he stopped about a week into it. Everytime he walked up I'd just be like "yo, you guys smell sweat." People like that are narcissistic and if you question anything about them they break like a porcelain teacup.

Alpha america.....cuz we wear hats, like dude seriously????? Alpha america.....you get how dumb this ideaology even sounds. Like Americans use hats to dominate.....so fucking stupid. If you're afraid of a hat are you really the top of the food chain.

If it's got no name I feel no shame. I'll eat all the foods if its free. mark it or it goes to market is our rule. It's not great though I watched a dude eat like weeks old potato salad. Dude had and iron belly and was fine. If I ate that I'd be glued to the toilet.

I've traveled extensively in the middle east and the price of a goddamn falafel outside the middle east is awful. I could buy street food for like $1 and get huge portions. A falafel where I live is like $12. Crime against humanity prices.

Hahahaha I was captain of a ship, people call me captain now.....she is owning her title. If she is a doctorate owner, her title is doctor. We earn those titles, use them. I didn't go through three wars to be called mister, she did not do 4 extra years of school to be called Miss or Mrs. Dr. Mrs. The Monoarch showed me to own that shit.

Because our country is leaps and bounds bigger than most. Australia is an entire continent and it basically the same size as the US. Doing anything on a federal level encompasses so much land mass it's kind of insane to track and enforce.

"I'm a hit man for the CIA", never let a kid one up you.

I feel like we could fanfic this to fruition. Him saving artifacts from the war (people actually do that it's a whole job) Harrison Ford is like 81 now, Ke huy Quan should be his legacy, not some random illiget kid indy had with whoever. He saved indy, hell, basically everyone by being smart and using his knowledge. That was the way to go with the story.

They decided Shia lebeeves was the next step but if short round was the next indy I'd be 100% invested. I guess at that point he would just be Round cuz he wouldn't be short anymore.

See what I mean you end up with dudes like this^

Edit: this dude doesn't even realize I'm probably older than they are....and if your age is above 50 I just feel sad your still on reddit and not retired. I'm 41 by the way, my generation cries cuz you didn't have the common sense of not starting pointless wars the the next generation had to finish. Bet the cold war was just funsies for you.

How do you know if you didn't know the first "sentence".