Recently I ordered a very large dildo from Amazon and the box had a big red sticker on it that said: VERY LARGE DILDO INSIDE, HANDLE/INSERT CAREFULLY….I kid you not.

Little known fact…that woman who was on the moon passed out from period pain while ON the moon….it happens.

You need a T-shirt with an arrow pointing at her that says: Hittin that since 1987”

Not even close to being true….we know this because Apple is a publicly traded company and their Gross Profit Margins are public. Around $450-500 is the right answer.

I read not that far back that Toyota was discontinuing the Land Cruiser and now, quickly, this comes out…what’s the back story?

Every time someone refers to him it should be: convicted felon Donald Trump

Proof there are literally idiots in congress

I would have gone for bricks through the windows in the middle of the night….you fuck with someone when they know where you live?

I have posted this a few times on Reddit before: I left Peet’s 6 or so years ago and have saved probably $12-15K over this six years. Here’s how. Microwave milk on high for 1.5 minutes, 2 or so heaping teaspoons of Organic Hot Chocolate mix from Whole Foods, 1 teaspoon of good quality instant coffee….top with whip from Costco….BAM…a mocha that is quick and tastes waaaaay better than that ashtray shit from Peet’s/Starbucks. About $1.50 to make at home.

Ps….it’s not $10 a day, it’s $300 a month, $3,600 a year.

Lock him up before you go go