However, they're both "temporarily unavailable," so...

Ayo! Now this ladies and germs, is comedy. Bing bong fuck your life

And even if they hit, probably not gonna be a "tragedy"

He asked first, and she was conscious. Turns out she later decided she wasn't a fan, but he's no Cosby, cmon

Yes, because he's a piece of shit

Thanks. It's hard to tell when people don't write complete sentences.

Not being a thief would be less embarrassing

sadly i no longer have that level of urethral water pressure, to literally piss up a wall lol

sending him off with no pants covered in pepper gel though

the point, dummy, is that no one cares about your particular fuckwit opinion