Plus: It will help you to make sure you take the right kid home with you.

I spotted an albino Dalmatian the other day.

It was the least I could do for him.

I think I saw his soul leave his body.

Frederick Brown is credited with the shortest horror story ever:

The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

Someone edited it to make it shorter:

The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a lock on the door.

This seems to be the situation in multiple fields. I had to have an extended stay in a hospital before and after some surgery and the nurse who provided the best care was a Filipino. She paid attention to the equipment I was plugged into, made sure that my meds were being administered at the correct time and generally treated me like a human who was in a difficult situation rather than seeing me as a nuisance.

"politicians working" That's the real LOL.

Blindfolded.

Actually, there are only 3 political jokes.

The rest of them are true stories.

Ok, been using PS for 7 or 8 years and did not know that tidbit. Since I've learned something new today I will open a good bottle of scotch and enjoy the evening.

I hate to give someone the answer to homework, but get-service has -name which can use wildcards.

Chuck Norris rubbed two pieces of fire together to create some wood.

We did it on Cherwell and have reproduced the same thing when we moved to Jira Service Management.

We have canned responses that are sent back requesting additional information. This moves the status to "Waiting for Customer" and the SLA clock pauses. If a ticket is in "Waiting for Customer" for 3 days the system generates a follow up message requesting more information. 3 days after that the system will send a note telling them the ticket was automatically closed.

Did they pay someone to paint that? Good God! My daughter produced better art than that in 3rd grade!

My 6'7" nephew had a t-shirt that said "No - do you play tiddly-winks?"

I went thru that, not with a c-level but one of the directors. I ended up having to testify at the trial, something I never EVER want to do again. The creep got 15 years, which was longer than those kids in the pictures had been alive.

Or, from George Carlin: The fizz, the fazz, the fizzfazz, the ripshit, the tear ass, the snorter, and those that just go woooooooosh.

What's invisible and smells like carrorts?

Bunny farts.

Yet another advantage for the men who lose to other men so they identify as women!

Our solution doesn't fit OP's requirements because it will have to be done off-site for drives identified as 'sensitive' but not 'critical'.

We're planning what may become an annual event: The 'sensitive' but not 'critical' drives will be put in a locked container that only the director has the key to. This container will be transferred via a monitored and protected vehicle (i.e. my pickup) to remote property. There the container will be unlocked under adult supervision and the hard drives set up on my rifle range.

Each drive will be considered 'shredded' when it has been hit at least twice by rifle fire.

Management has signed off on this but unfortunately will not put ammo in the budget.

A wise man once told his wife:

Nothing, for he was a wise man.

We found a couple of good size leaks when we cleaned the gunk off the pan. JB Weld filled these in nicely, but we're taking your advice and will coat the rest of the pan with Flexseal just to cover any smaller leaks. Thanks for the idea!

Generally I only use Begin and Process when I'm feeding parameters in from the pipeline. I define the log file in the Begin block and reference that in the Process block. Normally I don't use an End block but in one particular environment I need to do some garbage collection on the way out.

Definition of trust: Two cannibals doing a 69.

One of my college math profs was on the team that planned the trajectories of the Voyagers. That guy could quickly solve calculus and differential equation problems in his head that took me at least half an hour on paper.