Don't you mean TWO BITS?
I used to have a bus driver who said zubaz were for big guys that could kick ass.
He graduated from my high school one year before I started attending.
The chicken didn't cross the road.
A punji stick pit then.
Blackberry bushes? They might not like hopping over a fence into a thorn bush.
When she said that it's a sign from God I immediately pictured them in little Blues Brothers outfits.
A harmless bit of revenge and no one gets hurt. Sometimes small victories are all that's needed.
Put your hand up in the 'just a minute' gesture without looking at them.
She thinks that her information is somehow going to be transferred to the card to be stolen by the government.
Melania is a reptoid. Proof: She shares the same eyes as Randall from Monsters Inc.
The spiced ham is the life!
"I'll be waiting for you."
"How will you recognize me?"
"Uh..."
Never mind that big, blue USPS box on the corner.
I feel like I just read a book of David Sedaris stories. I can't breath I'm laughing.
Thankfully my relative is distracted with a brand new grand daughter.
Flush him down the toilet.
But the instructions on the box say I can go swimming, horseback riding, and mow lawns.
Fun Fact: that was Barbara Billingsley AKA June Cleaver from Leave It To Beaver.
I heard this in Foghorn Leghorn's voice.
Electric shock transmitter. Like a bark collar.
Do her trees shuck off their leaves every night? Why so obsessed?
Leaf blow crazy
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