You should see what he did to the pigeon that shat on the trunk.

“Oh, my bad, it says “pull” right on there and I’m here kicking it like an idiot! Can I get a room?”

Bet it’ll be the last time that particular guy hits an elephant with a stick.

Hopefully the burning car fumes will take a couple of them out in a few years

Should’ve slapped the fuck out of her in self-defense

Probably shit her pants at the end

Hopefully a bicycle to the face has taught her to mind her business next time she’s outdoors in public.

That meth tooth was barely hanging on anyway

Bored housewife drunk on boxed Chardonnay

“WE HAVE CHILDREN! THEY’RE UPSTAIRS, IN THEIR ROOM, DOWN THE HALL, THIRD DOOR ON YOUR RIGHT!!”

What a fucking loser. I hope he loses everything one day and has to sleep on the streets.