If Biden went to bed at 8pm every night of his Presidency he'd still spend twice as much time at work than the last guy.

Fine print:

Bruce does not float

One of my favorite things about Jetfire was the Veritech half-transformed mode. Legs down, arms out, top half still a jet.

If an alternative choice is made and it is not vice president Kamala Harris, I'm going to call out the racism that exists in Democratic insider social circles.

Yes, because racism is the only valid reason for not running Kamala Harris. No other alternatives exist.

smart locks... now virtually every single thing in the house can be voice controlled by Alexa.

Consider your speaker placement.

I got my mother to rearrange a few things by yelling "Alexa, unlock the front door" from outside the kitchen window, then walking around to come in the now-unlocked front door.

Not that I think creepers going around yelling at houses to unlock themselves is much of a thing, but it is possible.

Yo dawg I heard you like croissants so I put the weather on your oven so you can not make croissants while the weather doesn't load

I'm going with Shireen Baratheon

It looks sorta like they taped it for paint and decided they liked the tape enough to keep it after.

I mean, at least you'd be communicating on a level she could understand. It's important to know your audience.

Took me forever to figure out where the faint chirping I can hear around my kitchen window at night was coming from.

I love these guys. They eat roaches and wasps.

I have never once regretted time spent on that. Also I have never missed the Moonstones spent on Ursula's legs.

He's great, for sure. But my vote there is always going to Peter Stormare in Constantine.

Yeah. But it was still funny.

I had this as a kid as well but I still do it on the regular because it's delicious.

No raisins.

You're not wrong about the gas appliance thing but the grill in this case was a charcoal grill. Not gas.

I have a '22 2.0T and it is easily my favorite car I've ever owned.

Already decided that if anything happens to it before I wear it out I'm just gonna replace it with another instead of going new.

By what, exactly?

In a fighter it's more likely a mic integrated into the pilot's oxygen mask.

Shoulda gone first, really.

Honestly I couldn't tell you for sure but I bet they're some flavor of pantry beetle.

Check your dry goods thoroughly, maybe get someone to come in and spray baseboards and corners.

Are their backs ridged or smooth? They look like drugstore or cigarette beetles but it's hard to tell.

Both are pantry beetles.

Yes.

more like kpop klingons

Ah yes, well. That's far more reasonable.

33% less everything per six-pack

After he gets hit, his leg seems to be on backward. I doubt that he was terribly amused by these goings-on.