Ba da ba do ba de da da da do (bongo solo)

Get cats they said. It will be fun they said.

Fucking liars.

You may have missed the reference to Idiocracy 🤷

Yep. Foamie or BIC board. Find something used on fb marketplace or craigslist. If/when you upgrade to your next board, you should be able to sell it for close to what you bought it for as long as you don't damage the heck out of it.

Saw this posted on another subreddit and this was the first thing that came to mind.

Judging by the floor, looks like she followed her own advice.

Yep. Fight it in court. If you fight it while getting arrested, you could make things seriously worse for yourself.

We all know which one will survive the zombie apocalypse

Right?!?! Are we the only people who saw that? I downvoted this bullshit.

Should have put it into handprint mode first