Has robinhood disabled the buy button again?

I think this is finally a very safe ban bet: $69 eod. I think even $420 eod is a safe bet.

If your wife needs a boyfriend let me know. 

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Guys, those $20 calls for Jun 21. When the day comes, can we figure out if they are exercised or sold for profit?

If this is the case, why did it take 3+ years for this to happen? Wasn’t it possible to do it in less than a year?

Why did Elon Musk buy twitter?

Does not seem to be for making money. Or for free speech. He spent $44b and now it's worth much much less.

What do you think his real intentions were?

Also in the original song it's not $65m. So $65m worth of contracts? So he will buy a total of 130,000 contracts?

Yeah. I don’t see anything happening until at least 21 Jun. 

Someone on twitter had screenshots of ComputerShare being supported. 

A theory about the massive ITM call options: in the fast few years, there have been days, once or twice a year, that the share price has skyrocketed for no obvious reasons. The last time this happened was just a few weeks ago where we hit $80 ($320) for no reason. 

What if the buyer of those options has figured out the cycle and dates of these events and is confident that the price will skyrocket in the next few weeks? FYI my iq is less than a banana. 

I will make loud ape noises if we breach the $30.69 barrier eod.

I think he means they invested in GameStop because they were on their way back in?

Computershare is in Australia or US?

That children is an HTML/DOM/REACT.JS thing. But the message is obviously about GameStop.

Looks like another sideways week but if it crosses $69 I will call Citadel and play some fart sounds for them. 

If you don’t know anything, remain quiet or only shitpost, just like me.