Everything. Opening boxes/packages, cut food, makeshift screwdriver, makeshift hammer, clean under nails, scrape off dead skin, etc.

When you're lesbian and someone who is trans tries to bully you into dating them. Or just generally being bi. If you're dating someone of the same sex then people say you're gay and if it is someone of the opposite sex then people claim you're straight.

give each others addresses and see who can kidnap the other first

disagreements on reddit. They'll go from 0 to 100 over the dumbest things.

I've been rejected all my life. What's one more to the pile?

Excuse me madam. Would you be particularly interested in partaking in coitus with me?