£5 to the first person who can accurately explain what the laws of the game saw is a handball.

singing of John Brown's body intensifies

If I recall correctly Sickles lost an arm in that battle which was buried with full military honors.

Where did you get the clues? If they are old ones, they were probably in the training data. You have to use new clues to get a good comparison.

Community also has a similar joke:

I still cannot figure out how you got a jury to connect September 11th with my DUI, or how that helped

You could say the same about Uruguay for much of the game. It was a pretty disjointed game.

In the first half of the game we had some really good possessions.

We played out just fine for most of the game.

Did you not see that one pass from Gio Reyna?

Yeah under Marsch Canada has had a way better offense than the US, managing an impressive *checks notes* 2 goals in 6 games.

While we're at it, the USL and NWSL representatives better resign from the board too. The board of US Soccer should be made up entirely of people uninvolved in soccer in the US

/s

MLS Canada Men’s National Team Head Coach Jesse Marsch.

But seriously I'm not sure who would be willing to pay the US coach's salary. MLS owners might be interested, but I'm not sure what they would get out of it, and could you imagine the conspiracy theories and MLS quota accusations that would come with that?

I think MLS instituted something like this. If you are down for more than a certain amount of time, you have to go off the field for a minute or two.

JK not having Donovan was his own choice

In competitive matches Bradley went 3-1-7, Klinsmann went 2-2-7, and Berhalter went 4-2-3. Bradley beat Spain and then Mexico twice. Klinsmann beat Ecuador and Costa Rica. Berhalter beat Mexico 4 times.