What the hell you doing with my shitpost at your house, Fred!?
Those blooms usually make some interesting shaped tomatoes.
I’m a Bear Clawist. Most of them suck, but every now and again…you meet one of the good ones.
What if she were wearing an I ❤️ wieners shirt?
Yep…SA is Bexar County. The correct pronunciation is actually Bay-har. But everyone says Bear nowadays.
I will always preach Kyle’s evangel. He’s great and seems like a genuinely good dude.
Here’s a few more pics.
For those who don’t know : Gram Parsons was a famous musician. He combined the psychedelic music of the 60’s with traditional country…the good stuff, not frat boys in cowboy hats with a twang you hear today… to make what he called Cosmic American Music. Dave has mentioned him a few times.
In 73 he OD’d at the Joshua Tree in. He had an agreement with his manager whoever went first would send the other off in style. His manager and some friends stole his body from the morgue and took him out to Joshua Tree (his favorite place) and ATTEMPTED to cremate him in the desert. It didn’t work and they got busted.
But since there was no law against stealing a corpse at the time they were charged with theft of a coffin and got off with a slap on the wrist. There’s a movie roughly based on the story called Grand Theft Parsons. (It’s ok…better if you like Gram).
“Life is like a bag of sticky magazines.”
-Forrest Porn
“Yeah..it sure is. Thanks Pawpaw!”
-Little Johnny of The Leper Family
Green sunfish. Which breed like crazy so in short order we had a pond full. Then we put some predator fish in to keep their population in check.
The saltwater fish were mullet. Nowadays it’s pretty well balanced and some decent fishing.
🎶 My fart will go on and on 🎶
cuts huge fart to tune of the flute part
Propeller guy is now helicopter guy.
That’s me alright!
farts into cupped hand and smells it
Nature is crafty like that. We had a stock tank that went completely dry for years, until we patched the berm and bentonited it.
Within a year we had multiple species of fish in it, despite there being no floods and being extremely unlikely someone put them there. One was even a saltwater specie that can live in freshwater. The pond was 35 miles inland.
We determined eggs probably came in stuck to bird legs. I’ve seen birds accidentally drop live fish into closed water as well.
Nature uhh…finds a way.
Women always have trouble with the wall…can’t ever seem to find the door.
Hey worker. I need you to walk down those stairs ova’ there. I know we did it last week. Dats the point. Say hello to your mutha for me.
I was in a downtown of a city and a blind guy approached me and asked if I could give him precise directions to a certain intersection. He was MILES away so I told him just follow me to my truck and I’d give him a ride over there.
Somewhere along the way I forgot to lead the guy and he accidentally ran into a girl who was walking toward us. She was super drunk and demanded that her BF beat the dude up. BF was mad at first…understandably , it kinda just looked like dude shoulder checked her…but then realized what was going on.
Girl still demanded he fight the blind dude. I said “Look…it was my fault. I was supposed to be leading him and started talking and I forgot. I’m sorry. Nobody got hurt. Let’s just move on.”
She then demanded that BF fight me. He kind of squared up for a second, then was like “Babe…it really was an accident.” Girl kept demanding he fight someone (she was still ok with him fighting a blind person).
The blind guy said “ Should he fight the person who can’t defend himself, or the Good Samaritan?” She says “He could whoop both your asses!”
Finally the guy refused to fight either of us. The girl was just chattering in his ear the whole way. Calling him all sorts of names. Saying he allowed her to be disrespected. Just a straight drunken imbecile.
Gets you WAY drunker though!
I just drove cross country and saw them in rural Oregon, Nevada, Arizona and New Mexico. It was a strange thing to see.
Check out the Oxpecker on that pansy!
My friend’s daughter was very passionate about social issues and did some truly amazing work to actually help people for a while.
Then a few years back she ended up with this group of numb nuts. They basically started a “who can appear more progressive” arms race. Nowadays instead of volunteering at a charity, or providing assistance to someone, her idea of making a difference is going online and yelling at people for using the “wrong” term for something.
Not only did it take her out of the trenches , it also only serves to make people who might be looking to join a community who are actually making a difference second guess that because they say to themselves “so that’s what progressive groups are like? I’m not gonna volunteer, only to be walking on eggshells, on the verge of getting finger-wagged for saying the wrong thing.”
Calling people "unhoused" instead of "homeless" is doing a disservice to those people
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