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A villain list without Frank Booth is not a good list. Here’s to your fuck Frank.
Cooking. Goes both ways. I’m a very good cook. My wife is a fine dining chef. So I rarely ever cook because she would rather do it better and I am smart enough not to argue with that.
But I know, I KNOW women think a man that can cook is sexy. Frequently men have other terrible characteristics that cancel that right the fuck out, but I know women are attracted to a man that can really fucking cook.
Because cooking takes effort. Prep. Execution. Timing. And you damned well better make it taste fucking good.
I married a woman that can make me forget about sex with a roasted chicken or a pork chop or a fucking sandwich.
It’s like a form of magic.
If you can feed a person, and I’m talking food, not bodily fluids like so many of you internet stunted doofuses interpret love as, but if you can feed their stomachs and feed their soul, nourish them but also delight them with food, nobody can really resist.
To cook and serve someone you love, is a beautiful act. It is art made sensual. Eating made art. Love in the form of food.
The only thing that comes close to love, is good food.
God they’re such suckers. I almost feel bad for how stupid these people are. For so many it’s not their fault. The education system in this country has been systematically eroded for decades. And it shows.
But then I remember these same idiots are the people who rabidly vote for the party responsible for that erosion and defunding of public education, and my sympathy turns to loathing.
Yeah it was a good one.
Bust a deal. Spin the wheel.
Which time I laughed longest.
Worcestershire sauce is one of the gnarliest products ever accidentally made. It’s gross as hell. But it’s delicious.
I usually do roast a pig for the Fourth of July.
Also well-known-ness?
Acclaimed. Renowned. Revered. Adoration. Regard.
You can’t just make up fucking words like that.
I mean you can, and maybe it will become a meme or an idiom or even nomenclature and/or slang. But you should really try to learn a few adjectives.
Not from all over the world. You could pick a random US city with over 350,000 people (that’s not a large city) and pick 10,000 people at random.
If be willing to bet >10% have watched Blue Velvet.
Last has one of my favorite one off guitar licks of all time. It’s such a rip. And it’s only played the one time.
If you like NIN for exercise you have to add their cover of Supernaut by Black Sabbath.
“lol bet” what are you 12?
Maybe you work in film or at a university or book store, a place where people are in to avante garde neo noir cinema.
But I’m more than willing to bet every last cent to my name that far fewer people have NOT heard of or seen Blue Velvet than those who have.
I’m not trying to antagonize you. I’m just being rational. I’d bet that if you randomly picked 10,000 people, it would be fewer than 1,000 who had heard of or watched that movie.
If you say so.
Try an experiment. Ask people you work with if they’ve seen or heard of it. Not people on Reddit.
I bet you’ll find it’s less widely known than you think.
To people who have watched it.
But it’s obscure to the mass majority.
Also. Here’s to your fuck Frank.
-Yes. My plan was to steal the election. It was an official act as POTUS. I planned to steal it all along. It was a wonderful plan. Very big. Very winning. And you know. It would have, if we had done more to win. We would have.
Big men come up to me. They have tears you know. And they say. Sir your plan to steal the election was truly great. We love being great with you.
And this time when I steal this election it will be more like the first time and not the second. Russia is an ally. Putin says to me the election is steal-able it’s right there. All our allies are in place. It’s going to be a great stollen election. Not like the last time. And they say Sir if you can’t do it, no one can.
And that’s what Trump does. When I say I’ll do something I do it. I dont doubt myself or our beautiful people who want America to be Great Again.
We don’t care about you. But you know that. We care about stealing the election so crooked Joe Biden can go to jail with the radical left terrorists that support murdering living babies and the woke mind virus that infects them.
We will steal it again. And then we’ll ban the department of education, the federal bureau of investigation. The department of justice. The Internal Revenue Service.
We will deport 70 million unwanted people. Immigrants. Gays. You name it. If you don’t want to make America great you can get out. And they tell me sir you really are the greatest president ever. Nobody did better. Not even Lincoln.
Incarceration.
What is something the United States of America does better than any other country?
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