That sounds better than how it came across at first. Your frustration is totally understandable. Go kick ass.

You suck.

I do stupid shit alot. Butfor fuck sake we can’t all be terrible.

Maybe you were teamed up during one of their bad games. Why should you be allowed to do stupid stuff a lot and get a pass, but not your teammates sometimes? And then all of the responsibility for winning is on them, too? That’s not fair.

Edit: typo

It clearly says “o no.” Same, clouds. Same.

I think that way too, about fighting against really skilled players. I might get crushed, but they could be my buddies next time. Also watching them play and being impressed, thinking “holy shit, hopefully I can maneuver like that someday.”

What? Why do you say it’s full of fun-hating people? I imagine they’re probably having fun. I only just started playing Splatoon 3 a few days ago, but so far I’m having a blast…even if I get completely stomped on sometimes! I’ve only been doing turf, too.

There are so many bot comments on this post. It’s creepy and exhausting.

Journey!

I can barely understand anything this guy ever sings, but I’m pretty sure it’s “god complex.”

He’s been here the whole time

Thank goodness for that! Really though, I’m sorry that you were alone when that happened. It’s incredible that you were able to get yourself in a position to drive! So wild.

I actually meant the part about throwing the baby out the window.

Or maybe…just maybe…we should ask the conjoined twins how they’d like to be perceived and treated.

I meant the part about throwing the baby out the window, I wasn’t clear.

Yeah? Why are you so defensive about it? I clarified what I meant.

Fair play, that logic is sound.

I’m talking about throwing the baby out the window, not cutting the umbilical cord.

I still don’t understand how someone could do that.

If you’re married, doesn’t that mean that you also have a small army of nieces and nephews?

Greek yogurt with a scoop of peanut butter, a little bit of maple syrup, and a sprinkle of cinnamon. Sometimes I’ll add some ripe banana instead of the maple.

How DARE you?!

The Séance, and anything by Laura Purcell.

I miss seeing him on the telly so, so much. It makes me happy that his family has continued their work. They’re good people.

This brought some warmth to my cold, dead heart. What a sweet grandma and such precious grandkids.

Thank you for being a mom to bonus kids who could really use it. I’m sure it means the world to them.