I would've shown the videos to him before the event, broken up with him and ghosted the event. That way, there's nothing illegal and the biggest night of his life is absolutely ruined.

Remember, kids, don't do crime if you're allergic to cats!

Unlike many other posts here, this one actually seems normal. Just your average (oldish) apartment building.

She’s generally sweet to everyone

Anyways, my parents, older siblings and younger brother refuse to speak to her at all

That's when I started to suspect something's wrong with the grandma

From my understanding, most complaints made against this man were dropped before they ever reached the CEO who acted like they had no idea this was happening

Sure, Mr. CEO, we believe you... What are you going to do to make sure the next Doctor Misogyny gets caught earlier, by the way?

Kid and the enemy are twins. Don't ask how it was possible, time travel, alcohol and fairies were involved.

Right, fixed, thanks

My sister's fingerprints are part of their records. I'm going to get her touch tattooed, but I found a means of getting that on a necklace so my brother and dad can have that if they don't want a tattoo.

Holy healthy coping mechanisms, Batman! I hope OOP will be able to find a therapist that suits them

Someone who frequents r/FemaleDatingStrategy for example.

And OOP didn't even realise he (or she) is a necromancer

It's not about setting yourself on fire, it's about making sure someone you consider a friend is safe. Note that Jessica's mom's abuse wasn't mentioned in the first post, so the suggestion seems entirely reasonable.

After settling any doubts, leaving Jessica on her own is also entirely reasonable.

I'm sorry, 1st post from April 27th and update from April 19th? Either something's wrong here, or I need to know where the time machine sale is.

This train just keeps on wrecking!

Please give me "Clown, gorilla suit, two broken noses and a clueless triangle". It's from comments on this story .

I just hope that the lodger was provided a cheaper new place to stay... in jail.

I thought OOP would come to the Christmas party, alone and uninvited, to dramatically give them all a piece of her mind and bang the door on the way out.

Maybe it wasn't written by Liz, after all.

A month? Yes, they do. And if they don't, sometimes they've got the password saved in the browser, or something.

Like just about every single element of this story, it's not impossible. The amount of unlikely parts is the problem, not any single part.

Not really. You need to delete it from her account, and it's possible he didn't know the password and needed the computer that was already logged in.

Luckily for OOP, the thief didn't chop the logs into kindling after that out of spite, cursing about being foiled again.

My apartment was a bit like that for the exact opposite reason - we could not afford to renovate more than one room at a time, so each one had a different look.

Yep, a completely normal city in a post-Soviet country.

Definitely, I see that long-winded, rambling style on that sub a lot (it's why I mostly stay away from there), and on other subs very rarely

I had to re-check his age more than once, to make sure he wasn't the adult.

She told me that we were no longer going to tell people that we were twins... We were going to tell them that we were triplets

That would be a great joke for third-graders. No, I wasn't at school yesterday and we haven't met, that was my sisters Sandra and Jane.

I should've stopped reading there...

The most impressive thing here is that she didn't drop the cake