"Your dick and I are merely friends in this moment, good sir. Love would be but a bonus."

There are two near me. The "real" one that operates out of the smallest building you've ever seen, and the "trendy" one downtown. $8-12 for the real one, $18-30 for the trendy.

I watched Spaceballs last night for the first time in probably 15 years. I really want to know how many times I watched this movie when I was younger, because I can still quote it from beginning to end. That was crazy.

All great answers, but people seem to forget how much we drank and smoked. That took up considerable time.

You mean this one right here on Amazon?

Took me two seconds. It's $98 for the complete set. Hardly a bank-breaker for 121 episodes of TV.

It did for me. I avoid talking on the phone as much as possible now!

I watched all four seasons of The Good Place on Sunday. OP and I are not the same.

Negative. This one's on your search history, friend.

In the US, you can sue anyone for anything. Full stop. It doesn't mean you'll win, but you can pursue it if you want.

Technically, I could sue you for this post if I wanted to. It won't go anywhere because it's frivolous and there's no basis for my claim, but I could still start the process of suing you. So yes, it's legally possible.

Me: What's wrong with My Sharona?

Looks up lyrics...

Oh dear...

I don't drink coffee. I have a coffee maker for "guests." I've never used it and I hope I never have to. I don't know how.

Not terribly uncommon in the Midwest, either. They prefer baseball diamonds for some reason.

Meanwhile, the Twister reboot has apparently devolved into cheesy B-level horror. I'm going to see it anyway, but the trailer tells you everything you need to know.

During Niles' and Maris' divorce, she claimed that Niles was having an affair (or is at least in love) with Daphne. Before Niles "flushed out her family secret," Maris was planning on dragging Daphne into court.

It was quite the merry road. It went from "Niles" to "Niley" to "Niles E. Coyote" and now it's simply "The Coyote."

As someone who's driven through NYC, y'all made the right choice. Your pride is deserved.