Man I would agree except “aperantly” the planetary alignment effects electronic equipment more than solar flairs. Last time I started having serious panic attacks it just happened to be during the murcurey Gatorade cycle. Now I’m suspicious

As long as it’s not baking a pizza I think we’re good

Thanks for pointing out every single weak point in our politics

Jew hasn’t been an insult in years

I hate inconsiderate people and gangsters. Just those two things

My wife raises the kid, makes most of the food, I do the man stuff. Too bad we can’t survive off of one paycheck. We gonn die yo

Listening to my baby scream. I wish this was real

Detriment is way too big a word

He meant that she is cute. Low key was an annoying way of saying nothing

She’s a Kendrick girl. He should’ve known