TIL to just bitch slap a king cobra if they ever get froggy.

Comes back and rejoins them with little to no explanation.

As impressive as this is, all I can think about is how fucking fun this must've been.

I gross about 75k and haven't been able to find an apartment I can afford after getting divorced. Shit is nuts out here.

I laughed way harder than a grown man should at this.

It clearly says no CHILDREN had autism. That late-onset autism is a bitch.

I'd bet my children on Bayley.

It's so weird that I commented about the Mark Henry one somewhere not long ago after not thinking about it in years. Then they go and do this. 😂

As a dad, I commend the perfect form. Immediately grabs the back of his head/neck.

You can go right the fuck to hell.

Scale is very important for this one. 😂

You guys are aware that you can still lead a perfectly happy and healthy normal life with one kidney right? Granted, I'd most likely never knowingly accept it from my own child for the same reasons a lot of people have stated, but some of you are acting like his daughter is now doomed to a life of pain and misery for helping him. I swear they'll both be just fine.

I always "hated" this show, yet never changed the channel.

Oh shit, he was in trouble when they got home. Never involve Ama.

Skynet isn't ever happening, is it.

Pretty sure mozzarella sticks only purpose is to cull the population.