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That happened to my dick once.
Not one picture of dad in her college graduation gown?
That is a sexy man. Bitch blacked out his face so that no one would steal him.
My uncle bought a big ol’ truck. He works from home in finance. I can confirm he has a small dick. Or so his wife told me whilst I was railing her in the back of my Ford Focus.
There’s obviously no 13 year old boys here. I don’t see a single picture with something coming out of their butt. Lost opportunity if you ask me…
They’re all paid actors who have likely never met each other, so yeah, probably.
This sounds so much better than universal healthcare.
Personally, I think you probably need to admit to yourself that you didn’t tell them it was your wedding because you didn’t want them there. That’s ok. It’s ok to cut ties with people that are toxic, even if they are your parents. You’re not the asshole, but if you string your parents along into thinking they can fix this, and they can’t, then you’d be an asshole. My recommendation is ✂️ them out of your life, like a tumour threatening your survival.
There’s even President’s that forget that.
I spray, then wipe. It’s not complicated. But I only need to wipe once.
Cool. Thank you. I’m sure that probably was it then. I was under 8 at the time, so memory is a little foggy 30 some odd years later.
Good chance of it, but I think it was a nickname from Highschool in the early 70’s.
Curious what the nickname in Growing Pains was about though, I had completely forgotten about that.
He was Gen X, this would have been in the 80’s - so maybe.
I’d use it as a panic room and hide its existence.
Haha. I forgot about that. I don’t think that’s where he got his nickname name from.
I don’t know if this was just my dad trying to make it not about an erect penis, but he told me at the time it was because he was a screw up and boner was slang for doing something stupid…but it was probably about erections…
My dad had a friend nicknamed boner. I always felt very awkward addressing them as a child.
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I just assume that if I touch a man’s hand, it’s probably recently touched his dick. Or vagina if you’re a man with a vagina. That’s why instead of shaking hands, I proposed to my boss that we start shaking dicks…I have an appointment with HR in the morning…I hope they want to initiate my idea! 🙂
I’m so excited!!! 🍆🫲
Oh well then you definitely need a peeing man statue! What sort of funky Aunt wouldn’t influence you into getting a peeing man statue!?!
Edit: thanks for the extra angles. It was definitely a “what in the ADHD” moment when I first looked into that mirror…lol
Poop room…that’s fancy. I’d make it look like an out house door though. But that’s redneck uncle influence, so probably not what you’re looking for.
I’d get a tattoo like that. Maybe not of a cow, but in that style. I liked it.
At least you know they’re clean…assuming the suds are soap…
I took a walk in my new shoes, it started to rain, and now my feet look like they have rabies
mildlyinfuriating