MY! FUCKING! PRECIOUS!!!

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It might be just some Baader-Meinhof effect, but I swear I’m seeing more and more posts from Calgary in this sub.

… absolutely wouldn’t surprise me if it’s true though.

Yup, was going to say that’s a Canadian “toonie” (two dollar coin), and looks like you can see the year 1996 or 1998.

Don’t forget Snu Snu!

I was going to say a line of self-help videos, but I like yours better!

I like it, but I think Sweetums should be the Balrog, innocently chasing after the Fellowship hoping not to be left behind like in the very first movie.

The design is very human?

… at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?

Honestly, I’m kinda impressed that he almost made it. Giver another shot buddy! This time … MAXIMUM EFFORT!

But is Westley a pirate name?

Honestly, I’ve never heard of anyone surrendering to “The Dread Pirate Westley”?

I fell that!

… wait, what!?!?

In the eyes too?

Ugh, some people are just animals!

Nah! Take my grandpa’s advice and just rub some dirt in it, you’ll be fine.

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You know, you can just call me Mike …

r/gtbae

Looks more like an Updawg to me!

“Well, there’s nothin’ better than a fart!”

Yeah, they’re soft and bounce quite well, actually.

r/dontdeadopeninside

Woah! No need to bring nationalities into this! I thought we were just dealing with skin colour.

This is such a purple idea to have.

“I’ll be back!” (for your honey)

Not alone!

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I prefer Peter Jackson getting shot by Legolas.