Being a hermit isn’t the worst thing you can do. For some people it works out great.

Hardest I’ve laughed all day. Thank you.

Those fine ranchers in Alberta would be c-hair shy of socking ya if they knew you were gonna put A1 on that steak.

I’m all about Top Dog being a weird political time capsule.

I meant to say “wouldn’t be the same”!

Yeah the experience wouldn’t be the same without reading some terrible hot takes on international politics and labor laws while your dog cooks.

Edit: a word.

My credit union strait up reimburses all ATM fees at the end of every month.

Paloma can be made in a large batch very easily, and if you want to jazz it up a little, add Campari or Aperol.

Cooking. It’s a great way to stay healthy, save money, and impress house guests. It’s a skill you can use everyday for the rest of your life.

They are not a very welcoming bunch. I have had success with “sip and suffer”, basically have some light beer next to the bed, and lay there. Only take a sip once you start to withdraw. It works, but you need some time off.

It’s not apocryphal, he can’t tell a lie.

I really thought that first picture was a severed foot.

Yeah but you can have a tier 5++ that is not legendary.

Keep every legendary and decorate the house, choom. Sell the hundreds of tier fives you can pick up.

This is the opinion of a young and delusional girl. He looks better now.

“I’d crawl across broken glass to the suck the dick of the last guy that fucked her.”

Jesus I think we dated the same person.

I will be forever grateful to the Dubs and especially Curry even if we never win another in my life.

Very few cartoons are broadcast live, it’s a terrible strain on the animators wrists.

Have you no sense of decency and decorum, sir?

The rest of it.

You were really making sense until the end there. I don’t think poor people made housing cool…

Yes. The bay has been pricing out artists and artisans since the ‘90s.

r/whoosh