I always ask homophobes why they're cruising gay pages for sex. They rarely ever respond, or if they do, they get all defensive. It's hilarious!

Bubba would still be taking poli sci classes.

Gorgeous!

Toronto is one of the reasons I love cityscapes so much.

LeotasNephew
5
You're old, you sag, get over it.

crash!!! *Sophia runs out to the hall* "Nothiiiing!"

His McDiet catches up to him and puts us all out of his misery.

"Oh but but but but but sometimes going to the grocery store together is the only time these families get to spend all together!!!!!" is what I've heard some people reply with.

Fine, then divvy up the list among each of you, and for the kids, make it a game: whoever gets back to the cart with all their items first gets a bonus item so you can get home and spend most of that together time AT HOME.

Tell me you're an excruciatingly bad driver without saying the words.

LeotasNephew
2
You're old, you sag, get over it.

Just saw this episode!

You mean you don't have a tea garden, a vegetable garden, and a Christmas tree farm on your property like Martha thinks everybody does? /s

LeotasNephew
1
Ex-Assemblies Of God

Funny how that same god somehow couldn't prevent the Holocaust.

LeotasNephew
1
Ex-Assemblies Of God

I still enjoy the instrumental part of Greg Volz's "Joyous Grave" (2:05 to 3:02).

The "plunking" annoys me a billion times more than the voices do.

LeotasNephew
19
You're old, you sag, get over it.

"I want Blanche."

LeotasNephew
43
You're old, you sag, get over it.

"And stupid, stupid, stupid!"

Carnegie Science Museum. It has lots of cool exhibits, AND there's a submarine, the USS Requin, docked there that you can tour (but don't do it if you're claustrophobic).

Andy Warhol Museum. Wonderful exhibits.

The Five-Mile Walking Tour from Discover the Burgh. You'll see so much of Pittsburgh, including Mount Washington and both the Duquesne and Monongahela funicular inclines.

I've heard Primanti Bros. is a great place to eat but haven't had a chance to visit there myself yet. I personally love Legends Eatery, a cozy neighborhood restaurant that's currently only open for dinnertime.

Give yourself at least four hours for each museum.

I know I left a lot of good stuff out, but so far I've only been able to visit twice. My guy and I are visiting again this November, and I can't wait!

The "ConciURGE" one was the worst of that series of HE commercials.