If you and your friend are academically inclined, see if you can apply for scholarships to study at Canadian institutions. You may find that helps you part of the way to affording to move here, but if the rest is unaffordable to you, I’m afraid there’s not much that can be done except study hard and work on moving here as a professional in adulthood.

My understanding is that you have a claim to citizenship only as the first generation born abroad, which is why your father is obtaining citizenship. You are the second generation which would not give you citizenship.

Man launched into orbit by car, more accurately.

Nothing to be nervous about. The worst that can happen is that it’s not great.

You never know until you try!

Good talking to you buddy, I hope you have an amazing breakfast real soon.

I think ihop and waffle house are kinda made to be the same experience wherever you go. I don’t mind them. I like Golden Corral. I usually go to Orlando, Cocoa Beach, or Fort Lauderdale.

Thanks for your perspectives.

I vacation in Florida. I eat a lot of breakfast there.

Of course it’s okay for you to have your opinion. I didn’t say you were wrong. I shared my opinion. This is the joy of discourse.

I could eat every single meal at breakfast restaurants and be quite happy.

I totally agree. You’re not only asking people to attend your wedding, you’re asking them to make no plans whatsoever for a long weekend. No trips, etc.

And just like that, I’m hard.

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As a member of two Abrahamic religions, how similar do you find the theology?

Calm down there, pal. No need to have the vapours.

My brain has short-circuited trying to work this out. Are you a Jew who converted to Islam?

Your logic doesn’t make sense. It’s not exciting yet draws all the crowds. If it wasn’t entertaining, people wouldn’t bother, and then nobody would put them on.

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This is the correct answer.

Touch for ouchie ouchie

What’s the plan when the ink fades and the skin sags?

This will help a lot of the time but not all of the time. Stolen or washed checks, may not get picked up by the bank when you call them.

Why? It doesn’t hurt.

I think all of the sushi joins have sashimi on the menu? Ocean Sushi in Paradise does I think.