Arkansas’s license plate should read “the yellow-jacket state”: And then at the bottom of the plate read, in wispy fancy letters: “more wasps per cubic foot than oxygen!”

“Under the Bridge”.

I want to see the graboids from “Tremors” stalking Lawrence of Arabia.

A fair question—and one which in recent weeks has been very much on my mind.

It is my considered opinion that these parrots believe that they’re salmon. That’s why they keep trying to swim up that river over there.

Notice how they do not so much swim as slump down to a watery grave…

His other cousin: Baggin’ Saggin’ Berry.

Whatever happens, I’m not voting for Trump. Even if it means not voting in that specific election at all.

I’m sick of episodes of anything where people make wishes from a genie and it constantly backfires. And nor do I care when it became a cliche: it simply isn’t a good idea.

EDIT: Oh, also the one about that guy who loves to make noise. Just…why?

You don’t have to shout.

Not in the sexual sense, just a pun.

I think I may have watched “Clue” 450,000 times before understanding the innuendo of, “Communism was only a red herring.”

They say it three frickin’ times!

I looked it up just trying to find out the pronunciation and it turns out that “fallico” is Italian for “phallic”. Merkin Muffley would be proud.

But even in the book do we absolutely KNOW it was a genuine suicide?

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It looks like 4-25 on the left and 400 or 4DO on the right.

Eh?

Maybe you’re getting it mixed up with the Famicom or something: in this game there is only one hangar.

“Don’t ever stab me!

My mother stabbed me once.

Once.”

A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOT of people say that. Some in this very thread. I sure wish they’d stop.

Nor do they listen to Springsteen’s own words, where he explains that the song isn’t quite anti-patriotic either.

I don’t think that most fifties lingo I’ve heard is exactly the bee’s knees, daddy-o.

My own favorite title for it was Wetrix. The developer for that one only ever released four other games and I don’t think I’ve ever heard of any of them.

I don’t think I even knew about the boxes breaking down into plates until a few years ago. Maybe getting a paper plate for it is a little more the norm in real life than in the movies but eating out of the box is not at all unheard of. It’s just that if there are multiple people munching then they might not appreciate the unsanitariness.

Sorry!