Jesus Christie. I totally get Catholics now.

Folks truly believe it's really the Illuminati or QAnon who are running the country. Me? I think it's probably a cabal of like three Orange cats with about a half-brain cell between them all.

I think you're right. It looks like a sherbet.

Organically sourced Rorschach Inkblot Test?

Maybe I'm overthinking this.

I'm a bit surprised he still has his left ear, though. /s

(Edit: I just checked the picture again and I'm not actually sure he does!)

Pun a gun against his head, punned the trigger, now he's dead

Looks like urine-town. Or maybe urin-ation.

Do I win a prize or something for being the first to spot that?

The Amazon equivalent of the blue screen of death.

Melvin

Louis Skit

Buena Vista Social Media Club

Feels like there's enough of this going on for a new sub, r/IdiotsInGWagons.

He's just taking a break from his loss prevention shift. That's all.

We laughed pretty hard at this. It torus up.

Floofendoodle

Too bad Xavier can't read.

You forgot Alabama.

I dunno. I'd say there's some goodest in there. Or maybe bestest boi. With a little bit of awesomeness.

You forgot to describe the part where you had to replace your underpants. But I think that's implied due to the situation.

Thanks. Did I mention that I'm into heavy metal?

He must have been really downbeat when the police arrested him.

That sounds like a Fanta-sy.

Seems like he's coming out of his shell.

“What Song Is It You Wanna Hear?”

FREEBASE!

You must be doing yoga. He's recommending the Bidalasana (cat pose).