Beaches

The outfit looks PRESHUS, Katy

Whenever she decides to expose her secret double life, I will get so bored of her because that is literally the only reason I check this sub 😂

I think she has a complex about being protected/rescued by men in uniform

She goes out of her way to look like a helpless child

Right. I imagine the convo went like this:

CourtMe: Mom I need you to watch Kins Saturday night so I can go to one of my best friend’s engagement party

Liz: Well that’s exciting that Natalie got engaged

CourtMe: no this is Carla

Liz: Who is that?

CourtMe: she’s a friend of a friend of my 5th boyfriend since Alex

Liz: blank stare

Right? Catherine’s Lone Star Locals brand is way cuter but why would she wear and support her friend’s brand? Oh that’s right because ONLY A GIRL’S GIRL WOULD DO THAT.

Bingo

Can I ask what you took and were there any side effects?

Well now I’m more convinced it’s how Courtney Shields went from not being able to zip up Bridget’s dresses from her The Bar line to being an absolute skeleton because she is constantly talking about getting more protein and won’t stop with the fucking cottage cheese and protein ice cream.

I define “woke” people as anyone who takes a militant approach to “alt” culture in that if you do not support them exactly the way they tell you you need to support them, you’re automatically cancelled and labeled racist, homophobic, xenophobic or worse, deserving of some kind of punishment for your belief.

A great example right now is border security. I don’t believe it makes me racist to want a secure border. I’m a teacher and I see what the strain on our resources is doing to our children. EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH THE SENATE HEARING ON TUESDAY. If people can take in all of the very real information about what is happening in our schools and still vote for the empty vessel of a man “running” this country, then I don’t know if anything can help us as a nation.

And I don’t believe ANYTHING makes me homophobic because I am queer myself. And yes I am voting for Trump because EVERYTHING was better when he was president.

THANK YOU.

Whoa wait … White ladies can’t get spirit animals? I must have been absent the day they taught that in school

*and tits

Every single time.

So if I think Wokism is toxic I immediately am a republican?

I like Holly more now. Anyone who’s willing to stand up against the cult of cancel culture is in my corner.

Wow you’re so right … I wish one of the attachment experts would stitch her and make that clear!!

Ew

I would need to be PAID $52 to wear that

He’s the cutest Keebler elf!!!

😂😂😂 Never change, EmGem

Well Bridgeton is a romantic comedy about completely fictional people and The Crown is a historical drama depicting the lives of real people so GO AWAY KATY

Very … monochromatic skin and hair

Evil narcissist with a side of sociopathy