Yes, I like it very much because when my wife gets undressed and is wearing matching underwear, IT’S GO TIME!

Life is a shit sandwich. The more bread you got, the less shit you have to eat.

Thank you! You’re obviously a woman of culture and learning.

Same. Frankly, I don’t remember subscribing to this sub, but I’m staying until I figure it out.

Look at the last item on the list.

Craft lesbians are all the rage these days.

Fields trips to Peter and the Wolf really hurt.

Forgive me for saying so, but Grace looks like Dolores Umbridge in this photo.

Great footage! Thanks for sharing this.

Kent is beautiful. The people there are warm and welcoming to Americans. I want to go back.

Please forgive him. That’s the best day and time for dads to game. The kids and wife are still asleep. The sweats are sleeping it off. It’s just a bunch of old gamers having a good time.

I love Sunday morning gaming!

Sorry, but Stowe sucks. It’s overcrowded and overhyped. The traffic crawls. The village is tiny and loaded with people. The locals are nasty.

Note: I live in Vermont and I avoid Stowe at all costs.

Lots of solutions here, but I unzip all of my pack’s pockets before bed so the critters don’t eat through it.

I think seven pies and a chopper would have been cheaper than a diamond, a house, three college-educated kids, two dogs, and an expensive shoe habit.

Hey, we had the 90s between the fall of the Iron Curtain and 9/11. Peace was pretty great for a while…

If only we knew the dolt needed movies to tell him to do the right thing back in 1981…

Yep. He's a handsome fella, but all the girls in Hardwick moved to Burlington or Boston.

And...cities like Utica, Rochester, etc., have plenty of capacity to regrow to their 196-s populations.

I for one welcome the sight of Texas being overrun by Mexican drug cartels. They wouldn’t stand a chance. The Uvalde school shooting response shows everything you need to know about Texans’ bravery.

How were the black flies?

Around the world, Americans are seen as Yankees. In the US, Americans think Yankees live in New England. In southern New England, they consider northern New Englanders Yankees. In northern New England, everyone knows that a Yankee is a Vermont dairy farmer who eats apple pie with a slice of cheddar for breakfast. His name is Cullen. He lives in Hardwick.

We appreciate all your efforts, Eric.

I second the getting on a bus for a boost north. Western Montana/northern Idaho/eastern Washington have lots of national forests with more trails than you’ll ever be able to travel. Wildfires can be a problem in that part of the country some years (a lot more recently). In the northeast, there’s the Adirondack Park, and Green Mountain and White Mountain national forests. There’s also the North Country National Scenic Trail, which connects Vermont to North Dakota if you want to do one big walk.

You won’t live off the land. Period. But Dollar Stores are a pretty cheap source of trail food.

Your legs will be fine if you eat well, stretch, stay hydrated, and get plenty of rest at night. I used to hike at least eight hours a day with a 45ish-pound pack. I miss being in that kind of shape.

If you’re inexperienced, buy a BSA Scout Fieldbook. It’s got everything you need to know about living in the woods between it’s covers.

Good luck! Post updates!

“Nuuk-nyuk-nyuk!", the trooper said in an interview following the incident, “I'm a victim of soikemstance"

Were Moe and Larry off duty that day?