“50% of the black employees are 50% black, which is equivalent to 25% of pure blackness in this company”

Well may be cheapest but not always worst quality. Clase Azul™️ tequila is pretty much shit wrapped in gold compared to well tequilas such as Pueblo Viejo™️

The Ghetto of The Seas is the newest ship from Carnival Cruise

NTA. I had an immediate bond with my kid because I used to sing and read to them every night when they were in their mother’s belly. It has stayed like that ever since.

We don’t eat quesadillas like that. That first dish I don’t know what it is but it’s not Mexican for sure/

Ay caramba! Why ruin a glass of wine when you could ruin tequila with margarita?

Read with Morgan Freeman’s voice: “Homeboy in fact, didn’t get away. He was convinced by the annoying voice behind the camera”.

I come here to find out Mama Fratelli is alive and being her usual self

The sound of his body slamming on the tile floor must’ve been music for the ears of the hotel’s staff.

I worked at a “Ritzy” hotel that had a fine dining restaurant and the bar was a service well in the back, they didn’t have a bar area in the dining room at all. Bartender still had to wear fancy uniform but all his interactions were with servers, never with costumers. Not sure if there are many places like that.

Didn’t his Orange leader call dead soldiers losers?

Kids who ask you a question in a polite manner deserve a respectful response.

NTA, you have been a kind uncle and done what is right. Your wife doesn’t have a say and should stay quiet.

Whenever I’m on the clock my work persona starts performing, there’s of course a big chunk of me in there but also more patience - in real life I don’t have patience for idiots.