Warm goat cheese and venison would be a great pairing.

Major Red Flag! Protect yourself. She'll be done with you as soon as something catches her eye.

The good things that come to those who wait maybe the things that those who got there first left behind.

No repercussions running your mouth when you're 1,000 miles away

If she hasn't left the hospital, can she swap it out for a cheaper one?

Legitimately, I give mad respect to garbage men. It's a physically demanding job on top of keeping our streets and neighborhoods more sanitary.

I'm the exact opposite. Weird how that works. Cooked carrots taste like dirt to me.

Lol, I was going to say zannies but that works too

It kept running from the embarrassment