I was just trying to make a joke based on the "are all around us", made it sound like it was a conspiracy, had nothing to do with age either

Hope I don't make your day worse, sorry!

So what is ananas in portuguese and abacaxi in other languages?

I wonder if someone was trying to grow an apple tree

Here I was thinking I should've put a store 5km after this so I can be the last one, but I guess I need to have it 5km before and then lie on the sign myself

I take it you've never heard of a hyperbole.

Drive for 5 hours in any direction in Europe and you're in a different continent

I mean, this was in Brazil, we're used to some strong botty jigglings

The wobble happens exactly on the front wheel. Taking it off the ground helps you stop it. (Don't ride a motorcycle but have been a passenger when it happened, and that's what my friend did)

I take my phone with me but I for sure will not answer it while shitting

Where is your roomate and how is the puppet standing up by itself? Also, why are there floating eyes and mouth?

Talking out of my ass here, but notice how the wasps are all staring at his hands at 1:19, I think the hand positioning is to distract them from focusing somewhere else like your face, so if they get angry, instead of stinging your face, they'll go for your hands?

Literally all speculations tho

Its a hypothetical scenario where he is shooting kindergartens, and calling air strikes, being able to find people on a public list with their address shouldn't be the most difficult part

Unless you're left handed, then left eye matters, right eye doesnt