Paying 1000 for a person that gets paid no more than 40 hourly to do the job they're paid to do is absurd
Have you guys checked behind the walls?
Cotsco is probably higher, considering they're known for their return policy
I was just trying to make a joke based on the "are all around us", made it sound like it was a conspiracy, had nothing to do with age either
Hope I don't make your day worse, sorry!
Sure, pop pop, now lets get you in bed
Are they with us right now, Grandad?
So what is ananas in portuguese and abacaxi in other languages?
I wonder if someone was trying to grow an apple tree
Here I was thinking I should've put a store 5km after this so I can be the last one, but I guess I need to have it 5km before and then lie on the sign myself
Drive for 5 hours in any direction in Europe and you're in a different continent
The self cleaning button between the groin and legs
I mean, this was in Brazil, we're used to some strong botty jigglings
The wobble happens exactly on the front wheel. Taking it off the ground helps you stop it. (Don't ride a motorcycle but have been a passenger when it happened, and that's what my friend did)
I take my phone with me but I for sure will not answer it while shitting
I hope you at least wipe down the equipment after use
Where is your roomate and how is the puppet standing up by itself? Also, why are there floating eyes and mouth?
Talking out of my ass here, but notice how the wasps are all staring at his hands at 1:19, I think the hand positioning is to distract them from focusing somewhere else like your face, so if they get angry, instead of stinging your face, they'll go for your hands?
Literally all speculations tho
Finding out you're getting cheated on should be called UnexpectedCuckolding
I chose the wrong day to read someone's reddit name
Its a hypothetical scenario where he is shooting kindergartens, and calling air strikes, being able to find people on a public list with their address shouldn't be the most difficult part
Unless you're left handed, then left eye matters, right eye doesnt
And here I was thinking I was underestimating, holy shit what a scam
I bent down to pick up my keys and I hit my head on the trunk of my car, knocking myself unconscious. My neighbor called an ambulance before I could say no.
Wellthatsucks