Why are they always in such a hurry?

I nominate you

LOL out of all these suggestions the only ones I've even heard of are Culvers and Mr Burger.

Please don't

Summer begins the fourth week of June

The calendar works different in Australia

In Indiana it's called the (county) Drain Board. They don't mess around.

Sorry but the authority with which you said it made it sound like you had some inside knowledge. You should work on your people skills.

They're always friendly until they decide to snap

Taylor Swift. Her outfits on this tour look like an expensive birthday cake.

So you get a cushy job stateside

It's a choice between a red-hot poker up your ass or a shit sandwich. Both are pandering ass-kissers who've almost completely transformed their politics over the years to appeal to their hardcore base and no one else.

It used to be Pizza Rolls™ until they fucked them all up

Pizza is all the basic food groups in one pyramid shaped serving. It's the perfect food.

How do you know this?

Others claim it was a water-dropping plane fighting a fire. Not sure who to believe

Try not being a witch and they won't bother you

I have. I never knew she did that kind of shit at her concerts. I thought it was all about music and shit.

This sub is not sending it's best

Upside down for Memorial day?

I spent an afternoon on YouTube once just watching news reports over the past ten years of "west michigan murder'. It's amazing how much has happened when you compress a decade down to a few hours.

I'm not buying the 'handicapped woman crying nearby' bullshit

Bro why do you still go there then?

You used to go there after shopping at Whitmark didn't you?

You should go wash yo hands nigga