I’d argue that taking the money, and making the sale is a lot more important than upselling the customer. Especially because in that instance, the customer walked.

Alyosha. Haven’t read The Brothers in a while, but his unrelenting goodness and innocence made him such a likable character for me.

.50BMG is really the only option for fish in Alaska. Other than that, I might recommend 7.62, as it’s the caliber that is recommended by our Alaska motherland.

“Russian to my bottle”

Reads like a text message you get after you hospitalize him hahaha

Talking like Yoda

I just gave them the drugs because it was funniest hahaha

Hahaha I like The Rap Critic’s take on this

“Who is he talking to? A six year old? What adult just says ‘I like purple’?”

You said “warm poo”. that’s different than acid…

I think it really depends on the situation. Are you feeling threatened after the fact, or are they already fleeing the scene? I don’t think one could hardly ever get away with shooting someone who’s already running away

Seriously hate overdraft fee’s. Like, take it from my savings then!

Motorcycle

Well, it’s blocked from my viewing now hahaha

“Where is Barbara with the big titties?? And Stephanie, who sucks like a vacuum?!”

Machine Gun Kelly

They won their lawsuit for “sexual harassment”

I put all of my companions there, along with settlers and use the bell to call them to the center, where I fire the mortars at them

Gambling makes it a bit more fun

My friend called it a “Niko Bellic sigma edit” hahahaha

At that point they’d have to add the option of going to the airport and buying a plane ticket

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You gotta show us what they replied!!