If the lawyers are unfit, you must acquit!!
A sweet roll.
But then some effer steals it, and the guards do nothing.
We had a guy here try and eat a full 5lb tub of Costco potato salad. People came out in the rain to watch. It made the news.
https://globalnews.ca/news/10105366/halifax-potato-salad-guy/
Global warming hits Skyrim. Nords deny its real.
Ah! That's where I left it!
You can keep it though, I made more.
I think the only way a Skyrim show would work is if it was handled with the same gravitas as Red vs Blue.
Whenever I go in the palace in Riften, I jump up on the table and run the length of it. It sends plates, sweet rolls and cheese wheels flying!!
Manic Missle: When hit by a Manic Missle, the affected creature runs around in circles, waving their arms in the air screaming.
She looks like a wax figure that's been in the sun too long. With new boobs stuck on.
People: there's no way the Cybertruck could be uglier.
This guy: hold my beer
I think he looks like a Stuart.
Khajit will use first person if you have coin.
Use some lube. You don't want chafing.
Poor Diaper Donny is mad he isn't Lord Turd of the Swamp anymore.
Someone I know had a Gender Reveal Party for their 198 month old daughter.
I thought that was some god-tier parenting right there.
I can hear this picture.
What was their training? Shoot first, reload, shoot again? You don't need to ask questions if everyone is dead.
I can't fathom blindly firing multiple rounds like that. They had no idea who was in the apartment. It could have been grandma with the tv remote and her three grandchildren on the sofa.
Dude looks like he never smiled in his life. :(
My mother said at school she used to trade lobster for peanut butter sandwiches.
TIL that “lobster” used to be food for slaves, children, and prisoners. It was utterly undesirable due to its abundance. Now, it’s a coveted delicacy by New England residents. Go figure. What else are we taking for granted wrongly?
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