one of my many Roman empires

theyaresam finally soft launching their ex best friend’s ex-spouse on today’s reel. the whole dynamic is still wild to me. I’ll never make sense of it

my bf and I sing this constantly. I fear it’s a staple in our house

I just got 2 of the teeny tinies retro fridges from five below for $5! I’m not sure if you have five below near you but I was super happy with the look of them and how much space they have

all of her outfits/try ons today were so had. the tuckernuck dress had no support and the short hill house dress was wayyyyy too short. and those shoes oh my

it’s a dating app. like a step down from raya but a step up down bumble/hinge

I was surprised this wasn’t said more. her physical comedy was everything

my sister and I matched a ton growing up. typically the same outfit but different colors. I think it honestly just made it easier for my mom when she was shopping and making sure we got dressed for holidays etc

I’m 28 and I have this tea pot 😂

I’m surprised no one is really saying s14. It was almost painful to watch. It was also the worst snatch game

“I’m sorry I had to” no you really did not have to

let’s hope she never makes her way out of CO farm country and heads to Denver. she would not be able to handle it

oh he looks tall in this

the color of her face vs the color of her scalp. horrifying

I cannot stand CC’s bag. it looks like the clear bag I ordered from Amazon for the eras tour 😂

also giving “no one with good grammar” bc each individual groomsman is listed as a “groomsmen” which is painful to read

I believe she lives in Kentucky

an insane expectation on her part. make your kids buttered noodles at home or order them a dish from the menu

sadly not 😂

he’s 24

she’s 30

if restaurants will pay her thousands, more power to her

I believe the rumor was that he had a history of infidelity. someone please correct me if I’m misremembering!

@leximercer22

they liked Max bc it’s H’s grandfather’s name but then they spent like 10 min talking about how they possibly wouldn’t use Max bc it turns out Grandpa Max had a whole secret family and H’s fam just found out