I'm from north Manchester, but sure. I just don't really remember much of anything from when I was 4.

So you weren't even 10 in 2008 when "the Arabs came in." So let's say you were 9, which would mean you were 4 years old when City moved into the City of Manchester Stadium....but Maine Road with your dad was "peak childhood" ?

Come off it.

Mainoo isn't a 6. Everybody knows this. And he's black. The papers fucking love it.

ESJM is an impeccable author. Every single book she's written is a masterpiece

Kowalski's is going in at Ridgedale??

"Can I play the piano anymore?

Of course you can.

Well I couldn't before!"

Comedic genius.