Eric_the_Barbarian
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Male too, thanks.

Maybe a little. Probably not a much as you would hope. Definitely not enough to make striking the forehead a viable martial strategy.

Eric_the_Barbarian
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Male too, thanks.

The forehead is the part of your head you use to cause damage. I don't recommend punching someone there unless you enjoy hand injuries.

Eric_the_Barbarian
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Male too, thanks.

The milk expired a few years ago, I need to go get more.

Once you hit rock bottom, there's nowhere left to go but up. Until you start to go back up, then you can fall again.

Eric_the_Barbarian
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Ozark Hillbilly

Which part? It never went to trial because he resigned his office in lieu of prosecution.

Eric_the_Barbarian
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Ozark Hillbilly

Well, there was that one time Greitens ran a campaign ad that was just him going BRRRRRRRRRRRRR with a minigun. He won. Then he tied up his mistress/hairdresser in his basement so he could take blackmail pictures.

If i can be disappointed in death, I'm just not dead enough.

Eric_the_Barbarian
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Male too, thanks.

She's not bigger than you, but she's bigger than the kids.

It looked like the horse was handling it fine on his own.

Eric_the_Barbarian
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Male too, thanks.

Hell yeah I’m insecure but that’s internal.

It is very obviously not internal.