Just a dab down there will do ya! Will probably start feeling good right after the sharp stinging sensations subside

Turnabout is fair play

Barking the 4th wall and scrambling up the border of this photo!

Wait until she has the epiphany that chickens the animals = chickens the tasty, savory meat!

Thank you for giving that beautiful little fuzzball a new lease on life and your unconditional and undying love

An angelic whiskery/eyelashy face whose every possible whim or desire cannot be denied

Am I the only one imagining that the Pyr is posting this and the hooman's name is Wendell?